queerchesters:

arterialspurt:

queerchesters:

fun date idea: Go down on me while I shop online with ur credit card

I don’t think someone could focus on the internet while I was going down on them.

you over estimate your skill and underestimate the joy of shopping

(via unexpressed-stories)



apple-saucy:

spookynez:

chaosprancing:

superwholockgarfield:

morgrana:

OMG so I just figured out the word “hurt”

it’s past, present and future

you will be hurt

you are hurt

you were hurt

BECAUSE IF SOMETHING TRULY HURT, IT NEVER REALLY STOPS

you poetic little shit

it’s because… it’s an adjective… …

you will be stupid

you are stupid

you were stupid

BECAUSE IF SOMEONE IS TRULY STUPID, THEY NEVER REALLY STOP

(via unexpressed-stories)


bookmad:

"fat girls shouldn’t—"

—have to deal with your narrow minded bullshit.

(via unexpressed-stories)


me: *not religious*
me: oh my god
me: praise the lord
me: thank god
me: oh dear lord
me: jesus christ
me: good god

zac-afron:

never skip a leg day

zac-afron:

never skip a leg day


flyingbutt:

*takes photo of flowers with an iphone 5* im a photographer :)

(via cas-the-pizzaman)


thatfunnyblog:

okay scary story time my sister hid this pic of Michael Jackson behind my pillow and when I lifted my pillow I saw this and I screamed so loud I can’t even handle looking at the pic omfg

thatfunnyblog:

okay scary story time my sister hid this pic of Michael Jackson behind my pillow and when I lifted my pillow I saw this and I screamed so loud I can’t even handle looking at the pic omfg

(via cas-the-pizzaman)


amortentiafashion:

Add a touch of life to your outfit by tying your hair back with a very tiny snake.

amortentiafashion:

Add a touch of life to your outfit by tying your hair back with a very tiny snake.

(via cas-the-pizzaman)